me: it must be so exciting to eat baked goods prepared by someone who blows her nose as much as I do.
man: still tastes good.
and
me: i’m going potty.
mega: i’m coming with you.
me: (as i prepare to sit down) when are you going to sit on the potty?
mega: i’m afraid i can’t stay too long. you need privacy. (and he leaves).
