me: it must be so exciting to eat baked goods prepared by someone who blows her nose as much as I do.

man: still tastes good.

and

me: i’m going potty.

mega: i’m coming with you.

me: (as i prepare to sit down) when are you going to sit on the potty?

mega: i’m afraid i can’t stay too long. you need privacy. (and he leaves).

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